[Old sayings + Exile and escape + Space farming + Three big boss dads + Cute baby rebellion + Jianghu martial arts + No cultivators + Never the Virgin]
When he woke up, Gu Jiujiu, a modern genius who studied agriculture and ancient martial arts, transformed into a three-and-a-half-year-old boy who was facing confiscation of his family and exile.
A crash at the start? Don't panic! Jiujiu took out the invincible space with his backhand and emptied the emperor's treasury and the enemy's property overnight, leaving not a single hair behind!
Were the conditions difficult on the way to exile? Jiujiu had food and drink, and successfully rescued three miserable fathers who were also exiled:
My father was once the most intelligent general in the world, but someone broke his hand tendon? Ninety-nine masters have rejuvenated their lives, and their own father has transformed into a sinister military advisor!
The second father was once the best swordsman in the world, but his martial arts were completely disabled due to poisoning? Jiujiu Lingquan cleanses the marrow, and the second father's sword frost-freezes the fourteen states!
The third father was once a wealthy imperial businessman, but his family property was taken away and his eyes were blinded? After ninety-nine injections of acupuncture, the sight was restored, and the third father made money and became so wealthy that he could rival the country!
After finally reaching the place where he was exiled to the wilderness, Jiujiu used his left hand to farm and open up wasteland, and his right hand to collect green forests in the rivers and lakes, and by the way, he built a firecracker and cannon.
In just two years, the world was in chaos. The three fathers each occupied the mountain and became kings, becoming the three major military governors who shocked one side.
But unfortunately, the three fathers thought it was good to be kings with different surnames, and did not want to rebel and become emperors.
Gu Jiujiu became anxious. Wearing a little red coat with three heads, he threw the dragon robe at the faces of the fathers: "Dads won't rebel? Then Jiujiu will do it!"
So, at the foot of the imperial city, millions of troops knelt down in unison: "Long live my emperor!"
The emperor looked at the three-and-a-half-year-old empress and fainted with fright.
