The Holy Land is playing in the gym, and the sect is in danger, but I am furious because of overtime work, and I just want to get off work as soon as possible.
He threw a scrap of scrap paper to his junior brother: "Take it, don't delay my work!"
Unexpectedly, the younger brother of the Son of Destiny realized the destructive sword intention from the ink dots on the paper, and killed the Holy Son in one move!
The whole sect knelt down and worshiped: "Elder brother's divine power can hold the Holy Land down with just one piece of paper!"
Me: "?"
Are you sick? That's just my pen leaking ink!
My name is Chen Xuan, I traveled through the world of immortality, was bound by the "Perfect Senior Brother System", and was forced to operate 24/7.
The system rewards are all daily garbage such as "God-level Hair Care" and "Veteran Cadre Thermos Cup".
But who would have thought that these rubbish skills are all causal magic skills!
Combing the hair of the bald elder, he became obsessed with it!
Use [Touch the Head to Kill] to appease the junior sister, and slap the rampaging demon emperor into a squealing monster with a backhand slap!
The more I try to make a fool of myself, the more the whole sect thinks I am unfathomable.
I casually uttered a few workplace slangs, and Junior Sister Bingshan suddenly realized the supreme swordsmanship on the spot. She turned around and became an extreme brother-controller, sneaking into my room every day and stealing my underwear!
I criticized the younger brother of Destiny Son, and he cried and called me "loving father" and hugged my thigh without letting go!
I gave my cowardly junior sister a bowl of poisonous chicken soup, and she awakened into a blackened empress and threatened to take me back and imprison me in the harem!
Seeing all the disciples and sisters transforming into gods, and the average brain-boosting disciples and sisters, and the unscrupulous master throwing away his hands and running away...
Chen Xuan held the mountains of sect files and looked up to the sky and shouted:
"Please! Stop enlightening me! I really just want to get off work on time!"
