On the first day, Lao Li abolished my cultivation and laughed wildly. He thought I was dead.
The next day, Lin Yue lied to me about the charm. She was so proud that she thought I was a licker.
On the third day, the sect issued a wanted order, and they laughed at me, thinking that I was an abandoned dog.
Result:
On the seventh day, the spiritual energy turned evil, and Lao Li went crazy on the spot, exploding into a cloud of blood mist.
On the seventh day, the end came. Lin Yue was disfigured and lost her limbs, rummaging through the mud for moldy dry food.
On the seventh day, the Immortal Gate collapsed. The sect leader knelt in front of my shelter, kowtowed and begged me to let him go in and become a dog.
Chen Xuan: (Raising eyebrows) Didn't you say at the beginning that a villain like me was not worthy of cultivating immortality?
Empress: My lord, the dog at the door is too noisy. Do you want me to deal with it?
Chen Xuan: Don't worry, let him finish memorizing the "Survival Guide" first and see if he is worthy of entering.
