You Said We'd Cultivate Scientifically, So Why Did You Just Hit Me with a 404?

Name: You Said We'd Cultivate Scientifically, So Why Did You Just Hit Me with a 404?
Author: I Have a Golden Cudgel

说好科学修仙，你抬手就404？

by I Have a Golden Cudgel (我有一根金箍棒)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 352k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

I, Lu Fan, transmigrated into the cultivation world as a once-in-a-century genius with “full-spectrum perception.”

At the awakening ceremony, the Source-Testing Stele put on a dazzling display of fireworks, then announced: “Upon evaluation, you are a good-for-nothing. We recommend restarting your life.”

My family was stunned, the whole city laughed, and my cousin even brought a bowl of “loving soup” laced with poison to my door.

That was when I pulled out the “secondhand scientific calculator” my mother had left me.

“Ding! ‘Source-Eroding Lock’ detected. Cracking…”

“Unlock progress: 0.1%. Congratulations, you’ve won a trial pass for ‘one-thousandth of a Meridian-Mingling Realm cultivator’!”

Looking at the artificial “lock” inside me, I understood.

This isn’t some good-for-nothing’s rise to power. It’s The Matrix + Empresses in the Palace + Mysteries of Science!

I decided to teach this bunch of cultivators a lesson, the scientific way.

My cousin uses a forbidden technique? I hit back with a “Blue Screen of Death Palm.”

An elder lays a deadly formation? I hack a backdoor into it on the spot.

The Holy Maiden uses bewitchment on me? I put the Great Compassion Mantra on loop at a mind-clearing frequency.

Later, when catastrophe struck the heavens and worlds, the ultimate villain, the “Lord of Annihilation,” deployed his “Absolute Zero-Frequency Domain,” freezing time and space.

All the Immortal Emperors and Divine Sovereigns were helpless.

Only I, moving in slow motion inside the domain, pulled out a little black box and pressed the button.

“Ever heard of dimensionality reduction? That’s your mysticism. This is science.”

“Wi-Fi password… I mean, the zeroing command, has been disabled.”

When the cultivation world meets a science nerd, when flying swords face off against electromagnetic cannons, and when tribulations of the heart demon become Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice Problems, welcome to the new era of scientific cultivation.

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It's rare to see a story about cultivating immortality as a combination of frequency + system debugging. The protagonist does not shout to fight or kill, but becomes stronger by observing frequency, cracking seals, and sorting out chaotic energy. Fighting does not rely on brute force, but is all about ideas and details. The character is calm and not exaggerated, and it is very comfortable to watch.
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It combines the system of cultivating immortals with scientific frequency very naturally, the details are grounded, and it is not forced to be awkward. The overall structure is restrained and enjoyable. Those who like realistic cultivating of immortals can check it out.
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The setting of this scientific novel about cultivating immortals is very innovative. The protagonist has the ability to debug frequencies after traveling through time. He does not rely on mindless hacking to counterattack, but uses scientific and engineering thinking to dismantle the "bugs" in cultivating immortals. He grows up step by step from the sealed useless veins. The plot logic is solid and not exaggerated. It is very immersive to read.
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It's so good to watch. The setting of scientific immortality is very novel. It is different from the novels about immortality that I have read in the past. The story is very good and exciting. The more you read, the more interesting it becomes. Don't miss it if you like to cultivate immortality.
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The style is relaxed and interesting, and it is very imaginative. It is very relaxing to watch and I like it very much.
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It's lighthearted, funny and innovative. It's very relaxing to watch and very engaging to watch.
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It looks good, the writing is natural and unpretentious, and the imagination is online. The more I read, the more I like it.
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