My name is Zhang Mo, an urban migrant worker who is heavily in debt.
In order to raise money for my sister's surgery, I was forced to go on a bizarre blind date where I was given thirty kilograms of gold. As a result, I got into trouble with a middle-aged Bai Fumei Ahelan who called herself the "Miao Saint."
I thought it was a forced love with a near-death chance, but who knew it would become my hilarious daily routine in the city?
Other people's wives cost money to cook, but my crazy wife costs money to cook!
"Husband, this is the great tonic soup I made using seventy-seven forty-nine kinds of poisonous insects!"
I picked it up and drank it in one gulp. Not only did I not die, I also burped colorfully. I went to the construction site downstairs and moved 8,000 bricks in one go. The whole network was shocked.
"Husband, this is the Blood-Sealing Throat Qijue Powder sent by the Great Elder!"
Lao Ganma got tired of eating it, so I used it to mix with rice. After eating it, I felt my blood surge, and I couldn't get rid of several ancient martial arts killers sent by the enemy's chaebol with my backhand against the wall.
As my "invulnerable" physique was completely exposed in the city, life became increasingly difficult.
My ex-girlfriend with green tea is trying to plot against me while serving red wine with spices? I chewed a piece of the cup, which scared her so much that she called the police for protection all night long.
A competitor is trying to use biochemical poison gas to bankrupt me? I took a deep breath and smoked all the poisonous gas as second-hand smoke, but it wasn't enough!
I look at my crazy wife who poisons me (cooks food) in different ways every day, and clings to my body like a koala at night to suck my yang energy to detoxify me, and there are so many gold bricks piled up in the flat floor that I can't even spend them all.
I sighed helplessly: These days, eating soft rice is not only a technical job, but also requires a good appetite!
