I have been hanging by the Wangchuan River for eight hundred years.
The system is not activated and his cultivation is sealed. His daily job is to tell bad jokes to the innocent souls in the river and make a pot of bitter tea that he despises.
Until that day, a baby floated on the river. The system that had been silent for eight hundred years suddenly rang: [A person with great luck (bad luck) has been detected, bound to be the founding disciple, and given the name: Immortality. Since then, my days of lying flat have completely gone astray. Taught him to recite sutras, he taught himself martial arts and became a "mad general" who swept thousands of armies, and finally turned into a cruel and murderous loner who dared not return to the temple until his death.
I picked up a witch and hoped that she would understand the ruthless way, but she was obsessed with love and was pushed off the high platform by her sweetheart. Before she died, she just wanted to drink one more sip of the tea I brewed.
I accept a blind little beggar, he can listen to all things, he is pure and kind, but in order to make up for the collapsed heaven, his soul disperses before my eyes and turns into a spring rain.
They all call me master, but they all lead to a predetermined tragedy. The system said that this was their fate. It wasn't until my merits were completed and the gates of heaven were opened that the system finally revealed the cold truth - they were the good corpses that I cut off, and the eight hundred years of loneliness and fetters were the rewards I paid to fate for resurrecting them.
That day, the old monk from Wangyou Temple picked up his Zen staff and penetrated the ninth heaven. "The way of heaven is unfair, then it's up to me to reset this reincarnation!" Later, Wangyou Temple reopened.
A down-and-out scholar came to ask for water, a shrewd tea girl was arguing, and a blind boy fumbled at the door.
I smiled and pushed open the temple door, smelling the aroma of tea: "Here you come? The tea has just been brewed."
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