Wen Buyu always thought there was only one real problem with her life: she spoke before she thought.
But she never imagined that after she transmigrated, this problem would be upgraded straight to a disaster-class talent.
It all began the first time she met Lu Yanhuai, heir to the Prince of Zhenbei.
That day, looking at his face as cold as a coffin lid, she couldn't help thinking to herself:
"It'd be great if this guy tripped while walking."
The very next second, His Highness the Heir slipped on the steps of the prince's residence and took a spectacular tumble.
Wen Buyu: ...
Lu Yanhuai: ?
Later, they discovered something even more absurd: every sarcastic remark Wen Buyu said aloud came true in the most outrageous way.
She said, "Nothing's going to happen today, right?"
That very day, half the roof of the prince's residence collapsed.
She said, "That person doesn't look quite right."
The other person immediately pulled three secret letters plotting rebellion from his robes.
She said, "Just don't have any bad luck, okay?"
Lu Yanhuai fell into pits, got kicked by a horse, and was hit by a bookcase three days in a row.
At last, Lu Yanhuai could take it no longer. He began studying the matter in earnest and put together a book of notes titled A Record of Verbal Calamities.
Principle One: Don't let Wen Buyu speak carelessly.
Principle Two: If she's already spoken, prepare an emergency plan at once.
Principle Three: If you intend to reason with her, find cover first.
But by the time Lu Yanhuai had finished investigating, he discovered an even more serious problem:
Wen Buyu's greatest calamity-inducing power didn't seem to be her sarcastic remarks.
It was that whenever she opened her mouth,
he started having bad luck.
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