What? I’m going to die as soon as I get here? Why?
What? My own brother wants me dead? Why? If you show me no mercy, don’t blame me for showing none in return. You die first.
A Three Kingdoms fan transmigrates as Cao Ang, and not just anywhere, but right in the middle of the Battle of Wancheng. Zhang Xiu’s blade is already swinging toward me. Am I going to die?
No, I’m Cao Ang. I have strength. The next second: I’m done for. I don’t know how to fight. I’m going to die!
Ding! I have a System. The next second: a System for multiple wives and children. Where am I supposed to find a wife now? System, do I really have to die?
Ding! Here’s a hammer. Uh, what good is a hammer? If you want me dead, just say so.
Wait, Cao Pi, you’re pretty devious. You’re the one who wants me dead?
Am I really going to die just like that? How can I let that happen? I’m a die-hard Three Kingdoms fan, a top-tier corporate wage slave in the 21st century. Don’t I deserve some respect?