AAAAA, I Drive for Didi in the Heavenly Court

Su Yan transmigrates into a xianxia novel as a disposable little fairy maid. On the day she awakens, she tears up the script that says she must fall from grace for love, takes all her savings down to the mortal realm, buys a secondhand Wuling Hongguang, and registers a ride-hailing service in Heaven called Cloud Somersault.

When the Demon Venerable attacks the Southern Heavenly Gate, she rolls down the window. "Where to? Want to share a ride? There's room for two demon generals in the back."

The God of Wealth leaves a string of bad reviews: "You were playing Finance Review at full volume in your car, and I miscalculated the exchange rate for my gold ingots."

She installs a "smart red-thread matching System" for the Old Man Under the Moon, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother end up receiving a notification: "You and the Seventh Fairy have a 99% match."

Nezha chases her car on his Wind Fire Wheels. "Sis, take me with you! You modified this car, didn't you? It accelerates faster than I do over a hundred kilometers!"

"What love tribulation? I haven't even hit this month's KPI."

"Immortal Lord, think carefully before you complain. I'm the only one in all of Heaven who can take you to Guanghan Palace for spicy rabbit head in the middle of the night."

"They cultivate immortality, I fix cars. They face tribulations, I renew vehicle inspections."

"Latest Heavenly Dao announcement: You need a driver's license to fly on a sword. Drunk driving will get you banished to the mortal realm."

The aloof God of Justice always happens to be patrolling when she speeds. On the back of each ticket, he writes, "Need a ride to the Peach Banquet tomorrow?"

The Demon Realm's crown prince signs up for a year's worth of rides to woo her, only for her to turn him into a partner in her cross-realm express service.

In the end, holding her ride-hailing license from Heaven, she asks, "A cultivation partner? You'll have to take a number. Ask me again after the company goes public."

While the original heroine is still pouring her heart out for the male lead, Su Yan receives the Three Realms' first ride-hailing IPO prospectus.

The Heavenly Dao personally appears in her dream. "Ancestor, could you upgrade the Underworld's reincarnation System too? Granny Meng's Soup keeps glitching lately."