Prehistoric: Become a Saint by Deception

[Ancient Dihua: At the beginning, I became brothers with the Tongtian Cult Leader] Traveling through the wilderness, I became a sophora tree spirit with shallow roots, and the system was still stuck at 99.99%. Lin Dao originally wanted to be a little transparent in the barren mountains, brewing fine wine with nothing to do, but accidentally met "Aqiu", an easy-going old man who was greedy for drinking. The two drank and talked happily, calling themselves brothers and sisters. After three rounds of drinking, Lindao turned on the crazy spoiler mode: "Brother Aqiu, listen to me. The teachings of the Three Purities are incompatible with fire and water. Sooner or later we will separate!" "That old man from Yuanshi loves to show off, just ignore him!" "Those two saints in the West? Pure poor ghosts who go around fighting the autumn wind!" Until one day, Brother Aqiu brought a few friends to the barren mountain as guests. Lin Dao, who didn't know the heights of heaven and earth, not only hugged the Supreme Master and called him brother, but also molested Empress Nuwa in public. He also pointed at Yuanshi Tianzun's nose and told him to get out. Finally, he used a broken wooden sword to blackmail the Second Saint of the West from his natal treasure! The Six Saints were all numb! Brother Aqiu, the leader of Tongtian Cult, was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat and tried his best to protect his shortcomings! Gradually, the entire prehistoric style of painting went wrong. Donghuang Taiyi was frightened to death by his sword; Demon Emperor Jun thought that he was the reincarnation of the gods and demons of chaos, and he knelt down on time every month to deliver the best fairy fruits from heaven; Taoist Duobao regarded him as the supreme savior of Jiejiao! Looking at the innate treasures piled up in the cave and the trembling power of all realms outside the door, Lin Dao fell into deep thought: "I am just a mysterious immortal who has just made a breakthrough. Have you guys misunderstood something?" This book combines prehistoric, divinatory, funny, and moralistic stories. The whole process is full of high-energy reversals and intensive exciting points. See how the little demon at the bottom deceived the whole prehistoric world with just one mouth, and finally became a saint against the will of heaven!