Lu Feng, a 23-year-old programmer, died suddenly and when he opened his eyes, he found that he had turned into a honey badger.
He is the kind of flat-headed guy on the African grasslands who is not afraid of anything.
Before he could accept this cruel reality, the pressure of the saint's sanctification scared him so much that he trembled in the cracks of the rocks for nine days and nine nights.
What's even worse is that Taoist Zhunti took a fancy to him and said, "This badger is destined to the West!"
Lu Feng's heart: I have a fart fate with you! You just want to catch strong men!
Pretend to be submissive, and then find the right opportunity——
He bit Zhunti on the butt and refused to let go.
Zhunti went crazy: I, a great saint, was bitten on the butt by a honey badger in the early stage of immortality? !
What's even crazier is that he can't kill this honey badger!
Various magical powers were used in turn, and Lu Feng didn't even lose a hair.
Since then, Honghuang's painting style has changed.
See a saint? Coward.
The saint messed with him? Reckless!
After biting, continue to coward.
Motto: "What are you looking at? Will you believe it if I bite you again?"
The ledger is filled with the names of enemies, with Zhunti ranked first, followed by Yuanshi Tianzun, Guangchengzi, Lu Ya, Shen Gongbao...