What?! I Actually Became a Eunuch in a Southern Liang Story

[Loli] + [daily life] + [multiple female leads] + [yuri] + [lighthearted comedy] + [wish fulfillment]

Oh, come on, that's not a big deal. I'm just a loli.

What? You mean I also own a company?

What? The company is about to go bankrupt?

All right, don't worry. I have a way to bring it back to life.

What?! We're in the funeral business?

What?! You mean I have the power to rule all of humanity?

Never mind. As long as they don't all die, it's fine.

All right, I might be a little unethical.

Anyway, the company officially opens for business today.

Want to choose a new character model after you die?

Want to be buried in a place with good feng shui?

Want your descendants to prosper?

Want lonely elderly people to have someone to care for them?

Want to be Ma Yun's son in your next life?

Great, I've heard all your wishes. Just hand over ten grams of gold, and they'll all come true.

Hey! Wait a second! Broke people, keep your distance! Not every service costs the same!

Broke people, stop thinking about dying every day! Get out there and live!

To keep you from being so pessimistic, I've decided that anyone with total assets under one million will live three hundred years longer.

That's right. There's no rush to die until you've made enough money.