"I am the First Emperor, and I want to live here."
"Brother, you went to the wrong door."
"Presumptuous!"
This is the most outrageous roommate I have ever seen.
He wore dragon-patterned pajamas, paid the rent with knife coins, ate instant noodles, called his car Tieniu, and shouted "I want to post on Moments" on his mobile phone.
The next day, the deliveryman came. His hands were shaking and he ran away when he saw Qin Shihuang.
Qin Shihuang said that he was Jing Ke.
"Do you still want to kill me?"
"I... I'm delivering food now. Overtime will deduct money."
Later, Wu Zetian came and ordered takeout according to the imperial edict.
Shangguan Wan'er came, and her essay on Wu Zetian was rejected by her tutor.
Qin Hui is here, and Pinduoduo bombards everyone with bargaining links.
Yue Fei came and chased Qin Hui to reason.
Six people, three pairs of enemies, crowded into my 40-square-meter dilapidated rental house.
They hurt each other every day.
But every time someone bullies me, they put aside their two thousand years of hatred and speak out unanimously.
Qin Shihuang said: "My brothers must not be bullied."
Jing Ke said: "I'm not helping you, I'm afraid that if you die I won't find anyone to hate you."
Qin Hui said: "I have never done one right thing in my life. Let me do one."
I don't know why they came.
All I know is that the bronze paperweight is real.
They are history and they are my family.
