Let's talk about the conclusion first: In the world of immortality where weird things are rampant, you can mess with anyone, but don't mess with that mortal with an abacus in his hand.
The good news is: as long as you give money, even the gods dare to deliver the goods by courier.
The bad news is: Not only does he charge you bad intentions, he also charges you breathing tax and mental damage fees!
As a cheating maniac who has awakened to the absolute realm, Li Ming's biggest worry is that he cannot meet rich villains.
Encountered an elder from the Blood Fiend Sect and intercepted him in the street.
He pulled out the butcher's knife, and the result: the elder was physically saved and revealed a legacy of 30,000 taels of silver.
Encountering the awakened empress, she attempted to kill people and gain goods.
He took out the contract between heaven and earth, and the result was: the empress' cultivation base was wiped out, and she was forced to feed horses in the backyard and pay usury.
When he encountered the Golden Core Ghost King, he launched his hundred-foot-long ghost hand and descended from the sky.
He calculated the accounts slowly, and the result was: the Ghost King was stepped on the ground, and his visor was removed and sold by the pound!
All the gods and Buddhas in the sky who were watching collapsed: "..."
No, you are a mortal who doesn't even have spiritual energy in your meridians. Why do you press a powerful person on the ground to collect tolls? !
Li Ming (raised eyebrows and sneered): "What does it mean to break the boundary? I call this a rule-based dimensionality reduction attack."
"Also, your loud noise just now scared my horse. Each of you is fined 5,000 taels. Pay the money to save your life!"