[Lighthearted + Hilarious + System + Invincible + Wild Misunderstandings + Retirement]
Gu Changxian transmigrates to the cultivation world and awakens the “Lazybones Turnaround System.”
As long as he lies flat, slacks off, and avoids cultivation, he can earn all kinds of god-tier rewards.
Gu Changxian is overjoyed. “I know this one! All I have to do is be useless? Easy!”
“Ding! Host refuses to get up early and practice. Lazybones points +999. Reward: Chaos Ancient Sacred Physique!”
“Ding! Host zones out while using the toilet. Lazybones points +9999. Reward: Mahayana-stage cultivation!”
And so, an oddball appears in the Linglan Sect.
While everyone else cultivates in seclusion, he takes a nap. While everyone else fights over treasures, he has a barbecue.
But little by little, Gu Changxian realizes that something about this isn’t quite right…
The aloof saintess says, “Senior Brother Gu’s sleeping posture is so graceful. He’s actually demonstrating the Three Thousand Great Daos in his dreams. I’ve learned so much!”
The founding emperor says, “Master Gu is unfathomable. It’s an honor for me, Zhao Wudi, to stoke his fire!”
The Demon Venerable of the myriad heavens says, “Don’t mess with Gu Changxian! Even the dishwasher at his place could scatter my ashes!”
Looking at the courtyard full of “god-tier employees,” Gu Changxian nearly cries.
“System, are you messing with me? I really just want to be a useless guy who does laundry!”
