Rebirth: Open Your Mouth at the Beginning and Choose Any Major

Rebirth | Workplace | Cool Articles | Humor In 2024, Zhang Xuefeng, a well-known college planner, died. Cause of death: sudden cardiac death. Location: Live broadcast room. Age: forty years old. Last words: "I haven't seen my son take the college entrance examination yet" Then he woke up. 2008, Chung Yuan University, majoring in water supply and drainage, junior dormitory. He had 800 yuan in his pocket, standing next to him was his girlfriend who had suffered through half his life in his previous life, and sleeping on the bunk above his head was his roommate who had taken the civil service exam for three years and had not yet passed the exam. He looked at himself in the mirror with his hairline still strong, did twenty push-ups, and shouted out the window: "Classmate, are you studying chemistry? Change your career quickly. Your graduation salary is 3,000. What are you trying to do?" The classmate walked away confused. In his previous life, he was the king of roll kings and rolled himself to death. In this life, he decided to change his way of life - he still had to curl up, but he had to curl up healthily and for a long time, so that those deceitful professionals would feel weak when they heard his name. He wants to quarrel with professors in class, write articles on forums, and ten years later say to the camera the words that will make the entire Internet explode: "If the child insists on enrolling in journalism, I suggest knocking him out." He wants to help his roommate who failed to pass the civil service examination find a way out, so that the woman who has endured hardships with him can live in a big house and live to be eighty years old. The most important thing is that he wants to tell all confused young people: choice is more important than hard work, but the ability to choose can be learned. Dear students, listen to me. This time, Teacher Zhang doesn't sell anxiety. Teacher Zhang only sells the truth. By the way, we also sell some volunteer cards.