[Warhammer] [Wild Imagination] [Comedy]
In the age when everyone awakened powers, Baili was the only one to awaken a looks-based talent: [Card Draw].
While others awakened “Nine Dragons Pulling a Coffin” and “Ten Thousand Swords Return to One,” he drew useless white cards.
Then he discovered the hidden rule: fuse useless cards, and you’re guaranteed a darkly powerful move.
[Throw Money Around] + [Treat Money Like Dirt] = [Shit From the Sky] (Conceptual attack: the chosen target suffers an “accident out of nowhere”)
[Uninstall QQ] + [Pear Blossom Rain Needle] = [Whoever Gets Hit Gets Castrated] (Causality strike: guaranteed to hit; the target will never have descendants)
While the traditional geniuses were still competing over the purity of their spiritual energy, Baili had already used a set of “underhanded” talents to establish himself as king.
The villains collectively fell apart: “There isn’t a trace of yang energy on this guy! He’s no proper Awakened at all!”
Baili put away his cards and looked utterly innocent. “I told you, I’m really not a sneak.”
