Li Xiangqian never expected that on his first day after transmigrating into the Beast-Filled Siheyuan, he wouldn't starve to death. Instead, the System's absurd demands would make him laugh in exasperation.
From the start, he's bound to a “Traveling Frog” with a tiny backpack. But this frog is incredibly picky: it won't eat feed, only the “emotional points” of the people around it! Once it has enough emotional points, it can go out and bring back all kinds of incredible supplies, cash, and daily necessities.
To get his little frog out to work as soon as possible, Li Xiangqian is forced to set his sights on the beasts living in the courtyard.
Banggeng steals his little sister's food? Li Xiangqian kicks him flying!
Yi Zhonghai wants to hold a big meeting to assert his authority? Li Xiangqian flips the table in front of everyone, slaps him with a “serious accusation,” and rakes in a haul of exasperated emotional points!
Qin Huairu tries to play the good person with half a bowl of cornmeal? Li Xiangqian smashes the bowl and its contents right into her face, earning a bonus package of outrage!
While Li Xiangqian torments the beasts in the Siheyuan until they're ready to cry, he also sings “My Chinese Heart,” bringing every overseas Chinese listener to tears and securing his place in this era once and for all.
Years later, Li Xiangqian's frog keeps bringing back all kinds of supplies and countless top-tier technologies. Meanwhile, the beasts of the Siheyuan still spend every day weeping with envy, forced to serve as his never-ending emotional ATMs!
Great, at least it's not stupid
Every time there is a huge board or a loud fart sound, Tathagata has to give way when he sees it.