There's Something Off About This Ridiculous Cultivation World

Lin Xiuyuan, a senior programmer at a major internet company, died suddenly from overwork.

When he opened his eyes again, he had become a good-for-nothing disciple in the most run-down sect in the cultivation world.

His master said, "Cultivation is all about having fun."

His senior brother said, "The essence of alchemy is creating art through explosions."

At the sect competition, the contestants competed to see who could fall with the most grace...

From top to bottom, from people to chickens, nobody in this cultivation world was normal!

He'd planned to give up and wait to die, until he discovered that this place was an entertainment wasteland:

No novels, no variety shows, no livestreams, no fan economy.

So the cultivation world's first business model went live.

When the Immortal Emperor became his biggest book fan, the Demon Lord reinvented himself as a country-life streamer, and the big shots of the three realms lined up to give him spirit stones,

Lin Xiuyuan finally understood:

The ultimate goal of cultivation isn't ascension. It's a business monopoly.