The Honkai: Star Rail Workaholic Fox Is Having Another Breakdown

[Honkai: Star Rail fanfiction, no pairings, apologies for OOC, original settings, the High-Cloud Quintet]

Su Yan transmigrates to the Xianzhou Luofu and becomes an “old fossil.”

Every day, he faces either mountains of old unsolved cases or the empty promises his superior has been making for eight hundred years.

Every day, he wonders if he should just defect to the Path of Destruction.

What?!

Jingliu and Blade are fighting in the street, and half of Starskiff Haven has been reduced to rubble.

No problem. Take them in. Off to the Prison of Deep Seclusion they go. That certain on-duty official surnamed Jing can pay for the damages before anyone speaks again.

The Alchemy Commission and the Vidyadhara elders are causing trouble again?

Well, looks like they want to go to prison again.

Su Yan sees Phantylia, disguised as Tingyun, arrive on the Luofu: ...

Then he looks at the grand promise someone made him.

He picks up his pen and slowly writes on the arrest warrant:

“Lord Ravager Phantylia. Threat level: world-ending.”

“Recommended sentence: death, to be carried out immediately.”

His adjutant trembles as he reminds him, “Sir, the general said... you should calm down.”

Su Yan turns around and gently sets another pair of handcuffs on the general’s desk.

“General, you are suspected of dereliction of duty and obstructing justice.”

“Please...”

“Go inside and calm down too.”