The day she transmigrated into a book, Fang Qingqing discovered she’d gotten the most tragic role in the story:
The comparison-group supporting actress, a love-struck drama queen who serves as a stepping stone for the reborn unattainable dream girl, only to be cyberbullied by the entire internet until she jumps off a building.
She glanced at the plot: her domineering CEO ex-husband would toss her a black card and tell her to get lost, her genius stepson would call her stupid and refuse to acknowledge her, and the reality-show audience would be waiting to see her make a fool of herself in public.
Fang Qingqing smiled. Since she was here, she might as well stir things up.
On the first day of the parenting reality show’s livestream, while the other mothers gently fed their kids, she kicked back with her stepson, fried chicken and beer in hand, and hosted a gaming party. While the other children obediently recited poems, she taught the five-year-old little devil to use rap to clap back at the scheming dream girl. The whole internet condemned her for teaching a child bad habits, but her stepson ranked first in the city on his final exams and said in an interview, “My mom taught me.”
On the second day, the reborn dream girl deliberately fell in front of the cameras. Fang Qingqing immediately pulled out her phone. “Girl, I give that fake fall a six out of ten. Minus four points for poor balance.”
On the third day, her domineering CEO ex-husband warned her coldly to stop causing trouble. She turned around and cast their messages about their marriage of convenience onto the big screen in the livestream. “Mr. Gu, is the 500,000 a month a mistress fee or hush money? Give me a straight answer.”
The internet exploded. She took over the entire top ten trending searches. The top-tier scumbag star begged to get back together, and she put him on blast. The dream girl’s carefully crafted image collapsed, costing her a million followers.
Meanwhile, Yun Yan, the Buddhist monk-like figure revered by everyone in the capital, quietly changed his alternate account ID from “Just Here for the Gossip” to:
“Has Qingqing kissed me today?”
