Good news: I'm reborn with full poison and psychology skills.
Bad news: I was reborn on my birthday, and my aunt forced me to wear poisonous mourning clothes.
Worse news: The whole family is full of people who want me dead.
My aunt made me wear poisonous mourning clothes, hoping that my skin would fester and die.
I used my backhand to sew the poisonous silk into her trusted man's gown.
Result: The confidant committed suicide in public in the ancestral hall, and a puppet that cursed the old man fell out of his arms.
Mother: (pupil earthquake)? ? ?
My sister-in-law arranged for me to have an affair with a gangster at the flower viewing party and wanted to ruin my reputation.
I locked her and the gangster into the rockery with my backhand, and gave them a free bottle of aphrodisiac incense with ten times the effect.
Result: The most talented woman in Beijing became the most lustful woman, broadcast live in front of all the ladies.
All the ladies in the capital: Hiss——(gasp)
I passed by a sickly handsome man who was about to die. Seeing how handsome he was, I casually saved him.
Result: He turned out to be the frightening Ninth Prince. He insisted that I was his drug, and sent top-quality poison to my window sill every day as a token of love.
Me: (crazy) Brother, if you don't want your life, I will!
No, can you royal people not get involved? !
Prince's bodyguard: "Miss Shen Er, our Highness invites you."
Me: Destroy it, quickly!
