[Everyone’s Darling + Prank System + Sweet Historical Romance + Beware the Regretful Husband]
Yuan Qingyu, daughter of the Minister of Rites, the capital’s most talented young lady, and a general’s wife, had plenty of bad luck in her life. Being born into another era and living like a widow were not the worst of it. That honor went to being kidnapped by pirates while escorting military supplies.
Even worse, her husband had actually gone to rescue a maid instead of her.
Yuan Qingyu: ?
Even a novel wouldn’t dare write something like this.
If the pirates wanted to kill her, she could accept that.
But if they wanted to violate her, she wouldn’t stand for it.
Just as she was about to leap off a cliff to preserve her honor, she unexpectedly became bound to a Prank System and gained access to a trillion resources.
She drew a Sadako crawling experience card and wiped out every pirate on the mountain in minutes.
She picked the upside-down pooping service, and right in the middle of battle, the Japanese pirates threw down their helmets and armor and dropped their pants.
The pirates even tried to capture their leader first by seizing her, but she beat them until they cried for their mothers. “You’re calling me Japanese? You’re the Japanese ones! Your whole family is Japanese!”
Before long, the people of Taizhou had grown plump and healthy under her care, while the fully armed Qi Family Army sent the Japanese pirates running in terror.
Everyone called her a goddess descended from heaven.
But her shameless husband came crawling back. “Qingyu, I regret it.”
Yuan Qingyu smiled as she handed him divorce papers.
“Excuse me, could you move? We’re blowing up pirate ships tonight, and I’m livestreaming it.”
What did she need a man for?
She was already worshipped as a goddess. Naturally, she had to focus on making all of Taizhou prosperous.
Then she accidentally met the gaze of the refined young nobleman beside her and guiltily rubbed her nose.
Hehe!
Tonight, she’d wipe out the Japanese and coax him back.
