[No CP, kill all the way on the way to learn the scriptures] Dongfang Bubai traveled through time and became Tang Monk, which directly drove the gods and Buddhas all over the sky crazy.
On the day she was born, she killed Liu Hong, who was pretending to be Chen Guangrui. The gods and Buddhas were confused: What should Jiang Liuer do when he takes revenge at the age of eighteen?
He practiced in a nunnery for ten years. Guanyin was confused: How did Tang Monk become a woman?
Became brother and sister with Li Shimin. Li Shimin: Send troops! I want my sister to find that the emperor's brother has been behind her as soon as she turns back from Lingshan! Other countries were confused: Didn't God Khan agree not to kill people while dancing?
Walking to Wuzhi Mountain, Dongfang Bubai said: Sun Wukong, I will make you the left envoy of the Light of the Ming Cult. Sun Wukong was confused: Didn't he agree to become his disciple?
Walking to Liusha River, Dongfang Bubai said: Monk Sha, you have eaten me for nine lifetimes, and I have eaten you for one lifetime. Isn't that excessive? Sha Wujing was confused: That's not what the Bodhisattva said!
When they arrived at Baihu Ridge, Dongfang Bubai said: I still need a clever maid along the way. Do you have any objection? The white-bone spirit was confused: What do you mean you still need a clever maid?
Traveling to the daughter country, Dongfang Bubai said: Your Majesty, a spring night is worth a thousand gold. The king was confused: Where is the promised brother Yudi? Why is a royal sister here? Um! My sister is also very good!
When they arrived at Shituoling, Dongfang Bubai said: You three have managed this demon kingdom in an orderly manner. You are so damn talented. Follow me and make each of you the master of the Ming Church! The three demons in Shituoling were confused: Monsters must protect themselves when they go out. The Bodhisattva was even more confused: My mount! You were fine when you came down to earth, and you can't go back!
Walking to Lingshan Mountain, Dongfang Bubai said: Tathagata, in front of you is the leader of the Ming Cult, the God of Killing in the East, the Royal Sister of the Human Emperor, and the leader of humanity, Dongfang Bubai!
Reader comments
It's pretty good looking. It's a cute contrast. Keep it up.
It's pretty good looking. It's a cute contrast. Keep it up.
Interesting, funny, good-looking
Like the book next door
This book is so well written