Dongfang Bubai Becomes Tang Sanzang and Founds a New Faith in Journey to the West

[No CP, slashing a path through the Journey to the West] Dongfang Bubai transmigrates as Tang Sanzang and sends all the gods and Buddhas in Heaven into a frenzy.

On the day she was born, she killed Liu Hong, who had impersonated Chen Guangrui. The gods and Buddhas were stunned: What about the ordeal where Jiang Liu'er avenges himself at eighteen?

She spends ten years practicing at a nunnery. Guanyin is stunned: How did Tang Sanzang become a woman?

She becomes sworn siblings with Li Shimin. Li Shimin: “Raise the troops! I want my royal sister to turn around on her way back from Spirit Mountain and find her imperial brother right behind her!” The other kingdoms are stunned: “Heavenly Khan, weren't we promised dancing, not killing?”

At Five-Finger Mountain, Dongfang Bubai says: “Sun Wukong, I appoint you Left Brightness Commissioner of the Ming Cult.” Sun Wukong is stunned: “Weren't you supposed to take me as your disciple?”

At the Flowing Sands River, Dongfang Bubai says: “Sha Wujing, you ate nine of my past lives, so it's only fair if I eat one of yours, right?” Sha Wujing is stunned: “That's not what the Bodhisattva said!”

At White Tiger Ridge, Dongfang Bubai says: “I'm short one clever maid for this journey. You don't mind, do you?” The White Bone Demon is stunned: “What do you mean, you're short one clever maid?”

In the Kingdom of Women, Dongfang Bubai says: “Your Majesty, a single night of spring is worth a thousand gold.” The queen is stunned: “Weren't you supposed to be my imperial brother? How did I get an imperial sister instead? Well! A sister is nice too!”

At Lion-Camel Ridge, Dongfang Bubai says: “The three of you run this kingdom of demons so well. You're damn talented. Come work for me, and I'll make each of you a hall master of the Ming Cult!” The three demons of Lion-Camel Ridge are stunned: “Demons must protect themselves when they're out and about.” The Bodhisattva is even more stunned: “My mount! It was fine when it went down to the mortal world, but now it can't get back!”

At Spirit Mountain, Dongfang Bubai says: “Tathagata, standing before you is the leader of the Ming Cult, the Slay-God of the Eastern Land, the Emperor's Sister, the champion of humanity: Dongfang Bubai!”