Chen Shubao had just bought a box of potent blue pills and three boxes of condoms the day before. After spending two years earning a worthless master’s degree at an obscure university in an African country, he used connections to get into a second-tier university for a PhD in archaeology. The modern archaeology PhD transmigrates to the Northern and Southern Dynasties and becomes Chen Shubao, the Last Ruler of Chen. His former-life upperclasswoman, Li Wanji, sends him 1,400 years into the past with a single garlic-scented kiss. Armed with the genuine Imperial Seal, peerless literary talent, and a harem of women, he’s busy from dawn till dusk. This time, I’ll crush the Sui Dynasty, kill Yang Jian, and bring Li Shimin under my control. I’ll destroy Goguryeo, swallow Japan, and conquer the Indochinese Peninsula. Wherever the sun and moon shine, it shall all be Chinese land; every distant mountain and river shall be Han territory. Great Chen will be the empire on which the sun never sets!
