Mythical Firewall: I Was an Administrator in the Womb

I was reborn as a fetus with prehistoric administrator rights, and discovered that the earth was a breeding ground for gods and demons. Fengshenbang is an anti-virus software, the gods are firewall programs, and Cthulhu is the hacker next door. And I, the fetal bug, want to modify the source code of the universe in the rules and ghost stories, so that all myths, weirdness and science fiction can call me daddy.