Introduction to "The Bankruptcy of Heaven"
My name is Zhao Youcai, and I am the last security guard on duty at Nantianmen.
Heaven is bankrupt. The gods were laid off, some were laid off, and some changed careers - the Jade Emperor went to deliver food, the Queen Mother opened a micro-business, and the Supreme Lord was live broadcasting elixirs on Douyin. I guard the empty Nantianmen, and my daily job is to stop those mortal Internet celebrities who want to come to heaven to "pick up leaks". With a monthly salary of eight hundred spiritual stones, he cannot afford two kilograms of flat peaches.
Until one day, the Jade Emperor came to me in person. He said: "You are the lowest person in heaven, and you can best see where the problem lies." I listed five items: no financial system, no budget management, no performance appraisal, no cost control, and no risk management. After hearing this, the Jade Emperor promoted me to the position of Chief Financial Officer on the spot - a ministerial level, with a monthly salary of 5,000 spiritual stones, but the salary was owed first.
My mission: turn Tianting around from losses to profits within three months.
So I started to reform: cost control for Zhu Bajie (replacing Pegasus with donkeys), KPI for the Queen Mother's peach garden (salary will be deducted if peaches cannot be grown), and led Taishang Laojun to carry out live broadcasts to deliver goods ("Family members, it only costs ninety-nine to return the elixir with nine turns!"), And also introduced SF Express from the mortal world to optimize heavenly logistics. Gods from all walks of life went from questioning to being really fragrant, and the ledger of heaven finally began to look better.
But a bigger crisis has come - Lingshan can't hold on anymore. Tathagata Buddha called: "Old Zhao, let's merge." Me: "The merger is okay, but I have to be the CEO." Tathagata: "Why?" Me: "Because I am the only one who can understand the entire account in heaven."
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