Question: What's a retired plan for a former agent with social anxiety?
Answer: Travel, eat, sleep, and never work overtime.
Question: What actually happens?
Answer: He stumbles into a crime scene and gets mistaken for a savior, cooks a meal and gets hailed as a strategic genius, teaches a class and gets called the mastermind behind everything.
Question: What if the whole world thinks he's unfathomably brilliant?
Answer: He's desperate too! All he wants is to get his passport stamped!
This is an absurd story of how the more he explains, the more he seems to be showing off, and the more he slacks off, the more he seems like a big shot.