My name is Liu Er, and I am a macaque.
The way of heaven says that "the Dharma is not transmitted to the six ears." The Tathagata said that I was destined to be beaten to death with a stick in the dilemma of the real and fake Monkey King, and became the perfect scapegoat for the spread of Buddhism to the East.
Go to the fate of riding a horse! The gods and Buddhas in the sky are high above, using all living beings as chess and monsters as food. Even the Monkey King who is making trouble in the heaven is just a puppet in their hands!
Just when I was about to be forcibly brainwashed and converted by Buddhism, I accidentally awakened the [Dayan Stealing Heaven System]!
Everything is clear, eavesdrop on the three realms!
Tathagata's plan to transmit the sound of Guanyin? I cut off Hu Jinyi's cassock with my backhand!
Patriarch Bodhi teaches disciples secretly? I, the great immortal, will reach Consummation before the monkey!
Nine-nine-eighty-one is difficult? Sorry, those are the eighty-one tombs I prepared for the gods and Buddhas all over the sky!
When the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West came to the end and the gods and Buddhas in the sky finally realized that the script had completely collapsed, I had gathered the blood of the four great monkeys, transformed into a chaotic demon ape, and kicked the plaque of the Great Thunder Sound Temple to pieces:
"Buddha, there's no need to play the role of the real or fake Monkey King. It's time for the demon clan to sit down at Leiyin Temple today!"
