Chen Ping thought he had traveled to a black coal mine where all employees were addicted to ancient script killings. In order not to be beaten up as a black worker, he decided to use the "workplace slang" used by executives of large factories in his previous life to fool the management.
He casually roasted a sweet potato with the "Nine Nether Fire" in his eyes.
King Yama who was passing by for inspection was so frightened that he knelt down on the spot: "Controlling Karmic Fire with bare hands?! Which great ancestor who has jumped out of the Three Realms is doing a private visit incognito?!"
He felt that the efficiency of the underworld employees was too low, so he casually wrote "Gridded KPIs and Last Place Elimination System" on a torn piece of paper with a gel pen.
The torn paper instantly transformed into the supreme law of heaven, suppressing the hundred thousand ancient demons from the eighteen levels of hell who were preparing to escape on the spot, and obediently went to pedal their bicycles to generate electricity!
From then on, the style of painting in the Three Realms completely collapsed.
Black and White, who was at the bottom of the list, put on an Armani suit, held a Purple Sky Thunderbolt baton, transformed into a suit thug, and became the top seller in the underworld;
The cafeteria aunt Meng Po made "Netherworld Taro Mud Bobo Milk Tea" under Chen Ping'an's guidance. Not only did she regain her peerless appearance, but she also accepted him as her godfather;
Even the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace was deceived by his "poisonous chicken soup in the workplace". He cried and shouted that he wanted to cut off the chicken's head and return to Huaguo Mountain to start a business and build a super IP!
Until one day, the Jade Emperor in heaven looked at the incense being cut off by the underworld and the twelve ancestral witches carrying plates to deliver takeaways, and was so frightened that he sent 500 million fairy stones and half of the country to hug him like crazy overnight.
Chen Ping'an lay on Wen Yu's boss' chair and sighed helplessly: "I said that I really just wanted to get a job and become a boilermaker at the beginning. Do you believe it?"
Gods and Buddhas all over the sky kowtowed enthusiastically: "Ancestor has a far-sighted vision."
