My Little Cultivation Kingdom

"Guys, great news! Amazing news! I found a hidden gem, a novel about a tiny kingdom! The protagonist tosses a loaf of bread, and it's hailed as a 'divine bun from the heavens'; he throws an electric fly swatter, and it's a 'divine fan of heavenly punishment.' The queen of the tiny kingdom is gorgeous and devious, the saintess is a cold-faced sword cultivator, the dragon girl is a fierce but adorable foodie, and the orange cat is a show-stealing divine beast. Time moves at different speeds: one day in the real world equals one year in the tiny kingdom, and ten days of the protagonist's cultivation equals ten years there. It's insanely satisfying! Best of all, the foreshadowing runs deep, and later he's going to defy heaven and slay gods! I'm hooked!"