When Lu Dai woke up, he found himself in Douluo Dalu. His soul fusion had gone a little wrong: his intelligence was temporarily offline, leaving him unusually dim-witted.
At Martial Soul Awakening, he got a “Chaos Dining Table,” whose food effects depended entirely on luck. He also had a body gifted with “Universal Gravity and Falling”: wherever he fell, he landed, and his hands always ended up in the “safest” places.
While Tang San practiced hidden weapons, Lu Dai snored to the beat. When Boss Xiao tried to assert his authority, one bowl of soup made someone blurt out their secrets in public. When Zhao Wuji struck, one piece of pudding made his fist swell. Even his Soul Ring gained a thousand-year quality after he slept on it.
From Nuoding City to Shrek, from the Soul Master Tournament to Sea God Island, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, Hu Liena, Qian Renxue... one after another, they “fell” into his arms.
Lu Dai scratched his head. “I really didn't do it on purpose!”
They all said in unison, “Yes, you did!”
It has a lot of laughs and a good atmosphere. It doesn't have much to do with the plot of the original work. It's quite heartwarming to watch as a fun read.