I, Chen Nian, was a twenty-seven-year-old copywriter at an advertising company. I died suddenly in an earthquake. His only achievement before his death was to save a black cat from the bottom of the trash can - the important thing is, the cat actually said "save me"! I swore I wasn't hallucinating. The next second the building collapsed, I was reincarnated on the spot. !
When I opened my eyes again, I became Gu Changan, the legitimate daughter of General Dasheng Zhenbei. I also unlocked the outrageous golden finger: I could understand the chatter of all animals. The war horse complains that my father's riding skills are so bad that he can pinch out his internal injuries, the parrot broadcasts the female gentleman's embarrassment every day, and the mouse in the imperial study even complains that the emperor's snoring can shatter the inkstone, and the main feature is a mouth substitute for all the members.
In my previous life, I was afraid of being cheated. In this life, I just want to lay down and be a salted fish, but the animals did not fulfill my wish: the pigeon coop was ordered to send the mutiny report (before he died, he did not forget to tell me to feed his pigeon eggs), the sparrow followed the assassin and reported the progress, and two thousand cats were exchanged for steamed fish. They just created the most dense intelligence network in the whole capital. The old scalper added: You are the spirit whisperer, the only interpreter between humans and monsters, don't even think about running away!
When I was only nine years old, I just wanted to eat and drink well, but I ended up with a lot of troubles: the emperor forced me to negotiate with monsters (I didn't even know what monsters looked like), the "little wolf cub" picked up by my elder brother was actually a monster prince (who was better at demolishing a house than I was), and the witch from southern Xinjiang continued to live with snake blood just to steal my ability to listen to beasts. What's more terrible is that the king of monsters who slaughtered 300,000 people a hundred years ago is about to wake up!
Seeing the poor look of the homing pigeon's widow guarding the nest, I put away the flag with tears in my eyes: Okay, okay, I'll take over the job of saving the world first, and I will ruin the great cause - wait until I finish beating the monster.