Film and TV Crossover: A One-Stop Fool’s Tour

After working hard for tens of thousands of years, it’s back to square one overnight. Bai Tan, a top-tier failure of a Host carried by System 001, suddenly develops ambition. As the saying goes, it’s not the diligent who turn lazy that you need to fear, but the lazy who suddenly get diligent. After completing so many missions, Bai Tan gets carried away and decides he wants to join the management of the Time Bureau. “Management isn’t that easy to get into!” 001 roars. “I’ll get in even if it isn’t easy! It’s not like the missions back then were easy either!” 001 patiently explains, “First, you need to be a Celestial-rank employee!” Bai Tan smiles. “As it happens, I am a Celestial-rank employee!” 001 continues patiently, “Second, you need to have attained the Primordial Unity rank!” Bai Tan grins. “Haha, I have attained the Primordial Unity rank!” 001: ... “Finally, you need one million points and must have experienced at least twenty worlds!” Bai Tan spreads both hands, growing even more cocky. “What a coincidence. I have ten times that many points, and I’ve gotten at least an above-average rating in all twenty-six worlds.” Seeing that Bai Tan won’t listen, 001 gives up. “Fine. Then you’ll have to start over with nothing!” Bai Tan blinks his round eyes. “Does that mean I lose my magical artifacts and my pocket dimension? And you’re going to humanely destroy my beloved too?” Bai Tan finds the thought a little terrifying. 001 thinks the kid is so silly. “We’re a respectable department! Husbands share both good fortune and misfortune. He went down first! As for the pocket dimension? Sealed! The magical artifacts? Thrown away!” Bai Tan pats his chest. “Thank goodness.” 001 raises an eyebrow. “Ready?” Bai Tan hops twice, throws up his hand like SpongeBob, and says, “I’m ready! I’m ready!!” The first installment in the relay-style crossover anthology.