I Can't Die. I Literally Can't Die

Name: I Can't Die. I Literally Can't Die
Author: Sleepy, Sleepy, Still Sleepy

死不了，根本死不了

by Sleepy, Sleepy, Still Sleepy (眠眠亦眠)

Status: Completed
Length: 250k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Li Yue wakes up to find herself transmigrated to some strange place.

Before she can figure out what’s going on, a group of weirdos grab her and throw her into a pill furnace, where she is burned alive.

When she opens her eyes again, she’s completely unharmed, but half out of her mind with terror.

Only later does she discover that

she can’t die.

Burn her any way you like, kill her any way you can, she just won’t die. She’s absurdly tenacious.

Other people cultivate immortality through talent, luck, or powerful connections.

Li Yue cultivates by trying to get herself killed.

Each death makes her a little stronger. After ten deaths, she can walk all over everyone.

From then on, the cultivation world gains a fearsome woman with a seriously unstable mental state.

Everyone else goes out of their way to avoid her. Evil cultivators see her and immediately want to turn themselves in.

Li Yue can only say:

I don’t want anything else. I just want to go home and peacefully order takeout.

Why are you making me do this? Oh, woe is me! What’s the point of all this?

I can’t die. I seriously can’t die.

(This is only a novel and must not be taken as reality. The dead cannot come back to life, and life should be treated with reverence.)

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