Opening scene
Yuelao Hall in Heaven.
Qian Xiaoxiao looked at the "Monthly Marriage KPI Assessment Form" in her hand, her hands trembling.
"This month's goal: 99 pairs. Actual completion: 347 pairs."
Her eyes lit up, she overachieved?
"Effective marriage: 0 pairs."
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Her boss, Lao Yuelao, slapped a stack of complaint letters on her desk:
"You brought the general of the dynasty together with the princess of the enemy country. Now that the two countries have reached a truce, the general wrote a letter scolding you for ruining his career."
"You brought the Prime Minister's son and the Jianghu Heroine together, and now they have eloped. The Prime Minister has reported it to the Jade Emperor."
"The most outrageous thing is - you put the general's war horse on a red line with the white horse of the prince next door. Now the two horses neigh across the wall every day. The prince thought the general was provoking and almost started a fight!"
Qian Xiaoxiao weakly raised his hand: "Then... Is the pair of horses considered a valid marriage?"
Lao Yuelao: "... Get out."
