Tags: Transmigration, comedy, mental illness, overactive imagination, wish fulfillment, System, girl groups, leg fetish
A mentally ill man transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes the ruler of all realms by watching beautiful women dance.
Wei Shenjing, a VIP at a psychiatric hospital, died suddenly while watching suggestive videos.
He woke up transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing legitimate son, thrown into a coffin to await his death.
System: Give spirit stones to beautiful female cultivators, and you'll get ten thousand times the amount back.
"Ten thousand spirit stones for a dance to 'Subject Three'?"
The brothel's top courtesan blushed and agreed.
Overnight, I made a hundred million.
And from then on, the cultivation world went crazy.
The righteous sect's saintess donned a JK uniform to dance to "Praying to Buddha," achieving enlightenment on the spot and tearfully calling me "Master."
The demonic sect's saintess wore black stockings to dance to "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss." The demonic path's bigwigs were so furious they spat blood, yet still declared, "This dance contains the Great Dao."
The demon clan's princess wore a short skirt to dance to "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend." The Demon Emperor fell to his knees: "Legs are the Dao!"
[They think I'm preaching the Dao. Really, I'm just looking at their legs.]
[They think I'm cultivating. Really, I'm dancing.]
[They think I'm unfathomable. Really, I'm just, ]
"Mentally ill. Got a problem with that?"
