[Wildly Reworked Journey to the West] + [play the pig to eat the tiger] + [sly schemer] + [wild imagination] + [rebel gang] + [comedy Journey to the West]
I’d barely transmigrated when Patriarch Bodhi dragged me off to sign a labor contract.
Then I finally got it: obey, and you’ll die in the script Tathagata wrote.
I recruited Nezha, Yang Jian, and Zhu Bajie, and formed the “Journey to the West Rebel Alliance.”
Our slogan: Fetching the scriptures is work; rebellion is life.
We wielded the heavenly laws as weapons, used denunciation letters as magical treasures, and turned every tribulation site into a workplace reality show.
Guanyin went from threats to pleas, and finally to complete madness: “I’m begging you! Follow the script just once! Just once!”
We exchanged a smile, then turned around and reported the script itself.
When the cycle of reincarnation shattered and order was rewritten, the Three Realms welcomed a new era without KPIs or scripts.
And I, Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong, hung a new sign outside my shop:
“Professional problem-solvers for anyone who refuses to behave, including the Heavenly Dao.”
