[Modified Journey to the West] + [Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger] + [Lao Liu] + [Imagination] + [Anti-thief gang] + [Funny Journey to the West]
As soon as he crossed over, he was arrested by Patriarch Bodhi and asked to sign a labor contract.
Later I realized: if you obey, you will die in Tathagata's script.
I enlisted Nezha, Yang Jian, and Zhu Bajie to form the "Journey to the West Anti-Thieves Alliance."
The slogan is: Learning from experience is work, rebellion is life.
We use the law of heaven as a weapon, the reporting letter as a magic weapon, and turn the disaster scene into a workplace reality show.
Guanyin went from threatening, to pleading, to finally going completely crazy: "Please! Act according to the script once! Just once!"
We smiled at each other and then reported back on the script itself.
When reincarnation is broken and order is rewritten, the Three Realms usher in a new era without KPIs and scripts.
And I, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, hung a new sign at the door of the House of Everything:
"Professional handling of all dissatisfactions, including the law of heaven."
