Also known as: “At Ten, I Worry About the Entire Ninja World” and “I Hate Washing Dishes, So I Invented Scientific Ninja Tools”
[Pure Naruto + no System + transformation + strategy + conspiracies + saving the world]
Our magazine interviewed the ninja world's most controversial legendary figure: Uchiha Xia. This young lady of the Uchiha family has earned several official titles, including “Mother of the Modern Ninja World, no, Father,” and “The Ninja World's Greatest Strategist.” She has also spent years bearing the public's insults: “The Ninja World's Number One Conspirator” and “Danzo the Second.” At ten, she shook Konoha to its core with a string of flawlessly calculated schemes, single-handedly toppling Shimura Danzo, who had held sway over Konoha's Anbu for decades. She even teamed up with Orochimaru, one of the Legendary Sannin, to create scientific ninja tools that changed the ninja world forever. Not only did she rewrite the tragic fate of the Uchiha Clan, she also personally ended the century-long cycle of war that had ensnared the ninja world.
Faced with all the controversy, the young Uchiha lady rolled her eyes and said in a thoroughly nonchalant tone, “As the young lady of the ‘weak’ Uchiha family, of course I have to play dirty! What, was I supposed to sit around and wait for someone to wipe out my entire clan? And Danzo the Second? He's not fit to carry my shoes! Who said that? Let them come out and say it to my face!”
Orochimaru: Taking her on as my student was the greatest stroke of luck in my life.
Uchiha Shisui: All her schemes have always been born of a desire to protect.
Tsunade: Danzo isn't even worthy of carrying that girl's shoes. She's a treasure the ninja world happened to find!
Uchiha Itachi: A schemer? I only see the tenderness hidden in her plans. I willingly play my part in her game.
Hiruzen Sarutobi: She's Konoha's savior! Even Lord First praised my work when he came to inspect the village!
