The Eight-Year-Old Masturbates to the Elf, and the Mythical Beast Queues up to Post It

[Elf + Invincible + Divine Beast Reverse + Shock Flow + Easy Development + Pokémon] In the elf world, eight-year-old Xu Long awakens full-level elf affinity and ultimate Viridian power at the beginning! Others are still struggling to conquer the elves, but he has become the supreme favorite in the entire elves world! "Touch Pikachu, and it will be endowed with terrifying electrical energy. The Pikachu will rebel on the spot and stick to the protagonist, and shatter common sense with a thunderbolt!" "Feed a blue tangerine fruit, the power of the mythical beast Suicune will be doubled, and you will be willing to act as a good mount, and kill the would-be champion Kuailong of Yulongdu with one water cannon!" "Release the power of Tokiwa to pacify the rampaging red Gyarados, the king-level beast docilely accepts its master, Suicune is crazy and jealous and takes the initiative to score the goal!" … Seeing the eight-year-old Xu Long masturbating the mythical beast with his left hand and hugging the skin god with his right hand, and making the green caterpillar evolve on the spot by shouting "Come on", the entire Elf Alliance went completely crazy! Dr. Ohmu: "This is simply the coming of the God of Elf into the world, completely subverting the common sense of Elfology!" Yulongdu: "I, the majestic leader of the Four Heavenly Kings and the dragon master, am actually jealous of an eight-year-old cute baby?!" Team Rocket Sakaki: "At any cost, bring this kid back to me to be the boss!"