I, in the Beginning of Tianbeng, Became the Ancestor of the Three Realms Through Hard Work

[Crazy criticism of misfortune + hilarious supernatural + invincible coolness] On the day Sui Bian was born, the earth collapsed and the whole village died. A three-legged old donkey carried him into the flood. When he was five years old, the only sister who was kind to him was caught by the gods and sent to heaven. Wandering in the city, my life was so miserable that I was even afraid of ghosts. The Feng Shui master told him his fortune and he vomited blood on the spot: "Your fucking life is full of misery. It's so miserable that even my abacus exploded!" Later, he secretly flew to the sky on a rocket, and used the mad dog fist he learned from fighting wild dogs to get all the way into the Lingxiao Palace. The Emperor of Heaven used the Haotian Mirror to look at my past life. The mirror exploded and two lines of blood words popped out: "Warning! The degree of bitterness exceeds the limit! It is recommended to recognize your father! Otherwise, you will be destroyed by bitterness!" The gods all over the sky knelt on the ground: "Father, please accept your magical powers! Otherwise, heaven will be destroyed!" Sui Bianhuo hugged his sister and turned around to leave: "Don't make any noise, I want to return to the human world to get married." They cried even harder: "Ancestor! Take us with you! We can also help you get married!"