[Male transmigrates into a woman]+ [Honghuang]+ [Investiture of the Gods]+ [Journey to the West]+ [Fun-loving protagonist]+ [Bond Investment System]
The story of me, Lin Xiao, waking up one day to find I'd become Chang'e, the most beautiful woman since the creation of the world.
I thought I was in for a lonely, aloof life as a shut-in in the Moon Palace. Instead, I got bound to the [Myriad Selves, Spacetime Bonds System]. As long as I form “bonds” with promising talents, I can share in their growth and reap cultivation, insights, and heavenly treasures while lounging around.
And so, my life gradually took a different turn:
On the Journey to the West route, I'm Heaven's newest fashion icon and tech supplier. I do business with the Dragon Kings, earn merit with Guanyin, make toys for Nezha, and remotely provide “prenatal education” to Sun Wukong, who's still trapped inside a rock.
On the Investiture of the Gods route, my clone runs a teahouse in Chaoge and serves as an honored guest in Xiqi. I save Nezha, take on the demon consort, trick the villains, and rack up favor with both Yuxu Palace and the Jie Sect.
On the Honghuang route, I'm planning to hand out “IPO” subscription vouchers at Zixiao Palace.
Other people transmigrate and end up mired in misery. I transmigrate and open a chain of bond banks across the Three Realms.
It's just that lately, Yang Jian and Nezha have been looking at me strangely, as if they've discovered my little secret of “time management”...
Oh well, no big deal.
After all, the entire epic of mythology is my angel investment prospectus.
