Warhammer: Planet-Busting Meteor, the Emperor Wants Me to Rule a World

[Warhammer + Naruto + Nearly Invincible + Power Fantasy] Yan Miao was a programmer, but when AI rose to prominence, he got fired. Then, on his way out, he suddenly dropped dead and transmigrated to Warhammer World. But that was no big deal. “Because I’m a cheat!” Rinnegan: Chibaku Tensei: Compress a Warp Storm into a sphere and toss it into space as an artificial satellite. The Emperor says it works better than the Astronomican and asks if he can have a few more made into streetlights. Perfect Susanoo: What’s a Titan Legion worth? Yan Miao pilots a purple Gundam, punching one Chaos Warhound after another. The Adeptus Mechanicus all drop to their knees, shouting, “The Omnissiah has manifested!” Kotoamatsukami: Don’t try reasoning with the Ecclesiarchy, and don’t argue with the Inquisition. One glance is all it takes to turn fanatics into rationalists, while Inquisitors weep as they write their apologies: “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have burned people indiscriminately.” Outer Path: Samsara of Heavenly Life: Sanguinius is resurrected. Ferrus Manus is resurrected. Horus... not so fast, get in line. The Emperor watches his sons return in perfect health and almost rises from the Golden Throne. “This is ten thousand times better than my psychic powers!” Eight Gates: Gate of Death: Guilliman watches Yan Miao kick open a Chaos warship and silently takes notes. “Next time there’s a fight, don’t call me. Call him.” Shadow Clone Technique: Yan Miao manages five hundred worlds on his own. Guilliman can finally stop working nine-to-nine-six, and weeps as he clutches his retirement application. “Thank you. I can finally go farming.”