When he opened his eyes, he became the most miserable son-in-law in the Tang Dynasty, and his wife was about to write a letter of divorce.
Li Xiaobai looked at the "Five-Year and Three-Year College Entrance Examination Simulation" in his hand and fell into deep thought - where is the golden finger that was promised? That's it?
Fortunately he still has a mouth.
"Don't worry, madam, I can make spicy strips."
"Don't worry, madam, I can build the cement road."
"Madam, don't worry, I can ask the emperor to apply for a VIP card..."
Later, Cheng Yaojin pursued him as a disciple, and the prince became his fanboy. Li Shimin secretly became a member while scolding him.
Wei Zheng impeached him for the 108th time for "immorality", and the entire court was silent - because everyone bought shares in his hot pot restaurant.
Only his wife knows the truth: "This fool is actually quite reliable."
