Time Travel | System | Brainless Cool Article | Funny | Stone Age | Waste Counterattack | Slap in the Face
Programmer Lin Yuanzhou, after working overtime for 36 hours, dropped his phone into the toilet and bent down to pick it up——
Time traveled.
After waking up, he turned into the most useless savage "Amu" in the Stone Splitting Tribe. He had two broken ribs and only a piece of broken skin covering his body.
Fortunately there is a system.
But this system... How should I put it?
Enthusiastic, but cheating.
The seeds I was given turned out to be cactus, and the translation instructions were missing one word. The matches given won't strike in a wet world. I had diarrhea for three days after drinking the strength potion I was given.
The enemy is the second-level beast soul warrior Manya. When they meet, they trample his fingers off.
The prey was a three-meter-long giant-horned wild boar, which chased him all over the mountain.
There are also saber-toothed tigers, snake queens, bone kings, and an ancient evil that may awaken at any time.
The system said: "My dear, you must believe in yourself! The system will help you! ... Probably."
Amu said: "Are you with the enemy?"
The system said: "Why would you think so! The system is very professional!"
The kind of professional cheater.
This is a hilarious and heart-warming story about a sociophobic programmer who was tortured by a cheating system in the Stone Age, bullied by savages, and chased by giant beasts. In the end, he turned from a waste to the king of the tribe with his dirty tricks and a bitchy mouth.
Warm reminder: Please do not drink water while reading to avoid laughing.
