There Are Five Ancestors Living in My Family

My mother said that she had found five roommates for me to live with, and the rent would be free of charge. Opening the door - there was a woman in a suspender skirt lying on the sofa, her toenails painted as red as if she had just killed someone. "Have you seen enough?" "No." She smiled: "Then keep watching." Later I found out that her name was Daji. It was Daji who ruined the Shang Dynasty. There was also Lu Ban dismantling the microwave oven in the kitchen, and Li Bai lying on the balcony shouting "Here comes the wine." As for the woman sitting at the dining table using my tablet to write memorials—— "My name is Wu Zetian. You will pay for this month's living expenses first." Just serve the ancestors. The problem is - both of my female ancestors want to sleep with me.