When Tang Xuan found out that he had become a monk who went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, his heart collapsed.
Can't eat meat? Can't drink? Can't get close to women? What kind of human suffering is this?
Fortunately, although the plug-in is late, it has arrived——
[Ding! Journey to the West subversion system has been bound!
[Eat meat: Points +100!
[Drinking: Points +100!
[With a woman... Ahem, points +10,000!
Tang Xuan stared at the system panel and raised the corner of his mouth slightly.
Sun Wukong: "Master! Why are you eating meat again??"
Tang Xuan took a bite of the roast chicken: "Would you like to take a bite too? It will increase your points."
Goku scratched his head. His master told him the "truth about Journey to the West" for three days and three nights as soon as they met - what the game between heaven and the spiritual mountains was, and what the shackles of heaven were. That makes sense.
So he became the first Monkey King in history who willingly kowtowed and became a disciple without the need for a tight curse.
——
Zhu Bajie came over and said, "Master, look at that girl over there..."
Tang Xuan didn't even raise his head: "Hush - Bajie, I have noticed it a long time ago. She has long legs, thin waist and good temperament. You have a good taste. But it was transformed by the White Bone Spirit. I will wait until I talk to her about her obsession and accept her as a registered disciple."
Bajie: "???
From then on, the style of painting on the journey of learning completely went astray.
