Lin Xiao, a struggling author on a certain web-novel platform, had his work, “I Livestream in the Cultivation World,” taken down for “not conforming to the worldview of a cultivation novel.” Just as he was about to lie flat for good, a System window popped up on his computer:
“Multiverse Livestream System successfully bound. The profession best suited to the Host is: Interdimensional Tour Guide.”
Before he could react, the top donor had already sent in an order:
[Mission World: Journey to the West]
[Mission: Provide psychological counseling to Sun Wukong beneath Five Elements Mountain, and get him to say, ‘Life is beautiful.’]
[Tip: 100,000 points]
Lin Xiao stared at the screen for three seconds. “Boss, do you have a grudge against the Great Sage, or against me?”
A flash of white light.
From then on, his daily routine became:
Bringing the Great Sage cola on Five Elements Mountain, chatting with him, and putting on Animal World;
Teaching Ziwei and Xiaoyanzi from My Fair Princess to play Werewolf, and making Nanny Rong say, “The world is full of love”;
Giving Song Jiang from Water Margin an MBA course and drawing up KPI assessment forms for Liangshan;
Becoming a wellness coach in Dream of the Red Chamber and leading Lin Daiyu through the Eight Brocades exercises;
Opening a counseling room in Harry Potter and listening to Harry talk about his Chosen One trauma;
Bringing steaming-hot hot pot to the shivering workers by the engines in The Wandering Earth;
Working with Luo Ji in the world of The Three-Body Problem to develop “stress-relief plans for Wallfacers”...
He thought he was just fulfilling one absurd client request after another, until one day...
The characters in the worlds he had changed began leaving comments in the livestream chat.
